Now, for your ironic enjoyment: I think I'm getting the flu. I feel like I've been hit by the sick bus. I feel like death- I mean, in the bad way.
I know it's not the swine flu, but being sick still sucks.
As for the irony thing, I figure this is my punishment for loudly coughing when I felt fine just to freak people out. That and the pig-f*ing jokes.