Now, for your ironic enjoyment: I think I'm getting the flu. I feel like I've been hit by the sick bus. I feel like death- I mean, in the bad way.

I know it's not the swine flu, but being sick still sucks.

As for the irony thing, I figure this is my punishment for loudly coughing when I felt fine just to freak people out. That and the pig-f*ing jokes.

The swine flu has hit the local jail. Some are suggesting that it be closed and sanitized. Where are they gonna put the 13,000 prisoners?
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/ny-nyrike0517,0,2946927.story

^I wonder how that all turned out?

Ron Weasley got the swine flu!

He made it through it though.