Ban the person above your post in a funny way.

^Was banned for eating carrots with her feet.

^Was banned for falsely accusing other members of stealing her thoughts.

^Was banned for for trying to suck a forum member neck with gummy fangs.

^^ Was banned for making her pasta salad with real Italians.

(It's not a bash; I am Italian.)

^Was banned for not sharing her Italian recipe for Soylent Salad with the rest of the class.

Was banned for being too sexy for this forum

^^Was banned for trying to tip a cow.

^Was banned for upside-down-ness.

^was banned for doing the can-can in a michael jackson mask.

^was banned for shoplifting a ham and two 40s.

^ Was banned for going to the local Wendy's fast food joint with pigtails in her hair and demanding all her food be free because she was Wendy herself.

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for not sharing her JD

^ Was banned for laughing and not saying "was banned for"

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Banned for upsetting the fragile little flower that I am

^^Was banned for hiding Hoffa's body in her closet/wardrobe and refusing to declare his whereabouts to the local authorities.

^ was banned for knowing about the hoffa thing

^Was banned for being pulled over by a cop for speeding and when asked to see his license he pulled out his i.d and the cops said sorry sir this is a prize from a cracker jack box.

^ was banned for publically burning a Boba Fett Star Wars figure using fire made by rubbing her shoe heels really fast together whilst perusing a comprehensive guide to eating out in Surrey

^Was banned for holding my star war Jawa captive on purpose!!!!!!

^ was banned for shaving Chewbacca the wookie for a charity event whilst drinking Jason Strethams' sweat

^ Was banned for sucking twinkie cream out the wrong way .

^ was banned for saying micro skirts were on a patients basic bill of rights

^ Was banned for... banning previous said person (Succubus!) for saying micro skirts were on a patients basic bill of rights, because we all know that in a recession we should all do our part to cut back on unnecessary spending such as material for the nurse's uniforms, or so it says in the letter from the Doctor's hanging in the nurse's lounge!

^^ Was banned for having foxy, foxy taste! (In that case I'm banned too)