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    PostSubject: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:55 pm

    Dating to Save People from Hell

    Umm,O.K.?

    Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian woman who loves Jesus Christ and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don't know is that I'm hot. My picture below isn't really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission.


    Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!
    So, I created this web page for information regarding the calling of Missionary Dating. First of all, it helps that you're good looking. Romans 12:1 says "to offer your bodies as living sacrifices." Since our bodies are the temple of the Holy Spirit (1 Cor. 6:19), it makes sense that we should use our beautiful bodies to glorify HIS name, the Holy Spirit will work the strongest since He's in our body, right? That's the best position to be in!
    Not only can we date hot guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell. I've outlined a few tips to help you get a date off to the right start, step-by-step. Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!

    Also, if you believe in this evangelistic dating ministry and feel led to support it, I have a few shirts and other stuff you can get to show your support. Click Here (thanks to Jeff for the cool pictures and setting up the store. He was my 3rd missionary date. I don't love him anymore, but Jesus still does). Oh, also thanks to Tony and Don for helping me put together this web page for me. Sorry for being so internet dumb. He's so darling. Remember, Jesus loves you!


    UPDATE - I'M ON TWITTER!
    Notice on the top right of this page you'll see my latest thought - or dating experience - on this web thing called twitter! My bud Don showed me how to use it, you can call me a geek now... ha! Oh, yeah... I think I'm getting rid of my email list, since I'm so terrible at giving my date updates over email. This Twitter might be easier because I can even put an update up over the phone while I'm ON a date - how super is that?

    That's just really diffrent,I guess.

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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:31 pm

    That is hysterical! clap I'm sure there's a lot of um "heathen" guys out there that'll try that out. That's good hype and all, and gotta give her claps for that, but I'll tell you right now that that's not what more than most churches will uphold being "HOT" as being the right way to save and that God don't play that way. I think she's loving the wicked just a little more than she has thoughts of saving them from hell. Gods bless her though, she wants herself a"" hot"" bad boy.

    Wonder what all those christian boys out there think about this?

    That's great too that you posted this just'a minute after I posted mine on twittering! Very Happy haha


    I had to leave just as I remembered she stated that she was a woman. I was thinking pentecostal girl here for some reason, probably because that's what faith I was raised in and the only beautiful you were ever supposed to be concerned with was how beautiful your soul was to the lord and not any physical apperance. Much less be hot, which would be taken as something sinful and just right out having to do with sex. Plain and simple.

    However... right as I logged out of here and ran off, I remembered that she had said woman. And being a woman I remembered attending a couple churches that felt differently on this. I've been to them. It's not thought as anything bad to be a hot christian woman in thoses churches and actually it's very much ok to consider yourself to be.

    I would still think it hysterical if this was coming from a pentecostal girl or woman, because I have walked that walk. But it's not funny at all when I think on how some of the churches I had gone to do view things. So...

    I want to know what her defintion of hot is though. There are some men out there that have been treated as if they aren't very hot when they actually are. And some that don't think of themselves as very attractive. hug
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:10 pm

    I think she has a heightened ego.

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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:31 pm

    I just love this part.
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    Not only can we date hot guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell.
    So is she saying that all "hot" people need saving or just the "hot guys in general? Hmmm seems like she is touching on number 2 of the 10 commandments with proclaiming herself as "hot" .
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:10 pm

    And Jesus said, "Ummm, I'm not with her..."

    It's a matter of time before she releases "Christian Girls Gone Wild."
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:20 pm

    Is that for real??
    Like come on.
    And hey she's on Twitter!! Rolling Eyes

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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:26 am

    This is crazy enough to be connected to PETA some how.....

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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:38 am

    Does that mean she makes "hot" guys -not- hot anymore because she's saving them from hell?
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:17 am

    sounds like shes leading all those christian kids to temptation and sin and dare say potential pleasures of the flesh!


    She must be secretly a LaVeyan satanist in disguise ..
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:07 am

    Wow. This is wrong on soo many levels I'm not even going to bother discussing it any further.

    Good day! silent
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:32 pm

    Alenuska wrote:
    sounds like shes leading all those christian kids to temptation and sin and dare say potential pleasures of the flesh!


    hahah so very true!!

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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:16 pm

    MoonRaven wrote:
    Alenuska wrote:
    sounds like shes leading all those christian kids to temptation and sin and dare say potential pleasures of the flesh!


    hahah so very true!!


    That's the best position to be in! naughty Down Freud Down!
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:58 pm

    The best boys always look as if they're heading for Hell anyway naughty

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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:29 pm

    helen damnation wrote:
    The best boys always look as if they're heading for Hell anyway naughty
    drool drool drool drool drool Oh how I know! naughty Gives new meaning to the phrase "going to hell in a handbag" and me saying "jump in my purse" naughty
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:57 am

    Maybe this movement, can secretly coincide with my "corrupt good Christian girls" agenda. They can feel like they're saving me, until they realize it's too late.
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:04 pm

    wow......that is just ridiculous.
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:52 pm

    Ginger_Snaps wrote:
    I think she has a heightened ego.


    lol, I think she's a psycho. She probably needs to be medicated.
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:51 pm

    helen damnation wrote:
    The best boys always look as if they're heading for Hell anyway naughty


    Isn't that the truth. I like my men rebellious naughty
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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun May 03, 2009 6:00 pm

    chelseagirl wrote:
    Ginger_Snaps wrote:
    I think she has a heightened ego.


    lol, I think she's a psycho. She probably needs to be medicated.


    With "dating tips" like these I think she needs to be medicated too.


    10 Christian Dating Tips for
    Effective Missionary Dating

    1. If he tells your that you are hot...
    Tell him God made you hot.

    2. If he wants to hold your hand...
    Give him a Bible.

    3. If he tries to get closer...
    Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

    4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
    Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

    5. If he reaches his arm around you...
    Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
    (or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

    6. If he tries to kiss you...
    Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
    (and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

    7. If he asks to come inside...
    Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

    8. If he tells you he loves you...
    Tell him that Jesus loves him.

    9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
    Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

    10. After you dump him...
    Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

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    PostSubject: Re: Dating to Save People from Hell   Sun May 03, 2009 6:24 pm

    Her---> LOL <---most people with a brain.
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