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La Diva Carlotta
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ravengrim
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|  Subject: Re: The funny pages  Mon May 10, 2010 10:04 pm | |
| | endless dark wrote: | 
thats right, asian children want to kill your grandmother you've been warned. |
That's one serious spelling fail right there.WOW!
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nsanelilmunky
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Mon May 10, 2010 10:12 pm | |
| I'm guessing by the looks on their faces that someone is telling them what their sign really says. |
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Mon May 10, 2010 10:15 pm | |
| A quick google search on "youth in Asia" will correct you to "euthanasia." _________________ I'm a werewolf, not a vampire!   |
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nsanelilmunky
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Sun May 16, 2010 9:00 pm | |
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:06 pm | |
| _________________ I'm a werewolf, not a vampire! |
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RedAngel
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:05 pm | |
| Peanut Butter: Proof Evolution Doesn’t Exist "Fundamentalist Christians’ newest real-world example that shows conclusively that evolution is a lie: peanut butter." Oh dear God.  |
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:04 am | |
| That is sort of similar to Ray Comfort saying the banana is proof that there is a god because the banana is so perfectly designed to fit in the human hand. Well, how do you know it wasn't designed to fit in the butt? _________________ I'm a werewolf, not a vampire! |
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RedAngel
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:56 am | |
| LOL -- good point!  |
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ravengrim
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:14 pm | |
| Aww jeez
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WrappedinReflection
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:56 pm | |
| ^  ow..my brain |
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:56 am | |
| Even lycanthropes have issues with worms.
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ravengrim
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:51 pm | |
|  I can't look away.
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:43 am | |
| This is a comment to the first ten minutes of the Ringu sequel: | Quote: | | RIPPER sounds like a name of a guy that would walk around farting, ripper=ripped one= fart. T_T |
That made me think of Jack the Ripper going around and soliciting prostitutes, farting "in their general direction," which caused them to mutilate themselves due to the severity of the stench._________________ I'm a werewolf, not a vampire! |
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WrappedinReflection
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:08 pm | |
| All My Friends Are Dead book
A cute book about death |
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nsanelilmunky
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:21 pm | |
| Bad Translator
Type in a statement, and watch the glory of 56 google translations create something hilarious.
One example:
"I have a lovely bunch of coconuts."
...56 translations later we get:
"Chicken soup."
Along the line to 56 translations we had this jem:
***HINDI : मैं एक बड़े मुर्गा संग्रह है.
Back to ENGLISH : I have a big c*ck collection.** |
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RedAngel
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:18 pm | |
| "Get me a new job" became "I have a new job." *crosses fingers* "My boss is an idiot" became "Idiot President" (that one sounds outdated) "Where are the almonds" became "Amanda."  That thing is fun! EDIT: WIR, I just clicked through the book. That is cute! another EDIT: my husband plugged in "five fat walruses scampered about with yellow umbrellas and had fondue" and 10 translations later got "5-speed yellow umbrella earnings and capital." |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:33 am | |
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:25 am | |
| Cats in Translation _________________ I'm a werewolf, not a vampire! |
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nsanelilmunky
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:29 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:43 pm | |
| I didn't know whether or not to place this under cute or funny, but I opted for funny. _________________ I'm a werewolf, not a vampire! |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:59 am | |
|  Hehehehehehehehe this is so true! Those fairies know so well  |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:45 pm | |
| If Facebook Existed Years Ago
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deadcoldgothgirl
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:29 pm | |
| ^^hahahahahaha I haven't laughed that hard in a while. |
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| | Subject: Re: The funny pages Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:51 pm | |
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