Go to Google, type in "Find Chuck Norris"...and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"...

http://www.youtube.com/user/Blendtec

Will it blend?

LOL Presidents

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking
that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00......

On one condition'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said....

'Clean my house.'

^^^ Lol...funny woman....could get very kinky, though


How do you get a baby to float??


...take your foot of it's head.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says:

"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

The biker replies: "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?"

"A Harley Davidson", was the biker's response.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

"BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."

"Thirsty monkey"

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1045217/thirsty_monkey/?cd=233c4def0dc6a0a975ac67ef1c55525d0050000051517usa

warning... monkey pee

^^That's actually not a very good sign. If an ape (it's an ape since it has no tail) is forced to drink its own urine it may have something to say about the cleanliness of the water the zoo is providing.

^^Haha...

That monkey... (((shudders))) should come with a warning label...

haha thats very good

Ahh...those crazy Catholics.

^It was just commentary, Jose. Nothing accusatory. Yes, I am a born Catholic too.

Didn't took it as accusatory, just remembered you mentioned before that you are Catholic.


Quite funny billboards, by the way. They made me laugh my ass off

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interesting some threads have massive pics and some have links..?

Heck YEAH!!!

And...

If Websites Came with Warning Labels