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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:37 am

Go to Google, type in "Find Chuck Norris"...and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"...
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:43 am

Quote :
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

That is funny enough just to imagine.

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:37 pm

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Go to Google, type in "Find Chuck Norris"...and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"...

That was actually kind of funny
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:37 pm

http://www.youtube.com/user/Blendtec

Will it blend?
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:49 pm

Ugh god how many of those are there, ive watched some of them before. Gets rather annoying after awhile.

WE GET IT!! IT CAN BLEND ANYTHING BUT WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WANT TOO!!lmao Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:10 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/user/Blendtec

Will it blend?

My bf watches that all the time.

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:36 pm

LOL Presidents

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:26 pm

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^What the heck-a was THAT?! Very Happy

Alittle Don Hertzfeldt always makes my day.

Especially the bitter ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYqKucJTn2c&feature=related

Ah, L'Amour... heart

Hahaha, I like that one mostly because it's, well, true...that's how women are...well, for the most part

I share with you..a Dark Knight spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:37 pm

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking
that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00......

On one condition'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said....

'Clean my house.'

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:00 pm

^^^ Lol...funny woman....could get very kinky, though Wink


How do you get a baby to float??


...take your foot of it's head.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA.
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:12 pm

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says:

"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

The biker replies: "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?"

"A Harley Davidson", was the biker's response.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

"BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:01 pm

"Thirsty monkey"

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1045217/thirsty_monkey/?cd=233c4def0dc6a0a975ac67ef1c55525d0050000051517usa

warning... monkey pee


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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:22 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
UGH That post makes me want to break out the old mod stick
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:26 pm

^^That's actually not a very good sign. If an ape (it's an ape since it has no tail) is forced to drink its own urine it may have something to say about the cleanliness of the water the zoo is providing.

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:04 pm

^^Haha...

That monkey... (((shudders))) should come with a warning label... sick
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:05 pm

haha thats very good Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:51 pm

Ahh...those crazy Catholics.
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:41 am

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Ahh...those crazy Catholics.

Aren't we Catholics?... so... we are crazy, then?. Besides, most of them seems to be Evangelical...

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:44 am

^It was just commentary, Jose. Nothing accusatory. Yes, I am a born Catholic too.
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:47 am

Didn't took it as accusatory, just remembered you mentioned before that you are Catholic.


Quite funny billboards, by the way. They made me laugh my ass off
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:34 am

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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:37 am

interesting some threads have massive pics and some have links..?
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:34 am

Eyvind wrote:
interesting some threads have massive pics and some have links..?
Yeah, its all about mixing the two so we have a good, non server heavy balance
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PostSubject: Re: The funny pages   Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:33 pm



Heck YEAH!!! headbang

And...

If Websites Came with Warning Labels
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