Corrupt a wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:58 am

Granted!

But it was made with rotten fruit.

I wish the TV show Forever Knight was still on.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:34 am

Granted. And that's all that is ever on, and they're all re-runs.

I wish I had a pixie stick

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:04 pm

Granted!

And it's empty.

I wish I owned very lucrative stock that was stock-market recession/crash safe.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:10 am

Granted. You now have stock in hobos.

I wish i had a lucky penny.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:21 am

"stock in hobos"....brilliant.

Granted, but then you lose the rest of your money.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:56 am

I wish that every day would be perfect for me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:00 pm

Granted. You are blissfully unaware of everything around you and therefore think it is perfect.

I wish I had a blueberry muffin.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:17 am

Granted!

But it makes you deathly ill.

I wish I could go to Disney for the rest of my life for free.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:32 am

Granted...but after the second visit you get bored with it.

I wish I had the rest of the year off.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:53 am

Granted!

But in that year, any and everything goes wrong.

I wish I could have been on the Titanic, but not go down with it.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:24 am

Granted!

But you die aboard the Carpathia en route to New York.

I wish that my apartment wasn't so drafty.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:48 am

Granted! but there is now no way in or out of it.

I wish I had less assignments due this week.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:03 am

Granted!

Instead, you have to re-do old assignments.

I wish I didn't have to work, but could instead, live a gypsy life.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:59 am

Granted! But you'd live a very impoverished life.

I wish my damn feet didn't hurt every morning! tear

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:04 am

Granted, but now your back hurts instead.

I wish I had more time.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:32 pm

Granted!

But now you have so much time that you're bored to tears.

I wish I had the car i want.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:45 pm

Granted.... It's just the size of the picture though.

I wish I had a better, cheaper apartment.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:51 pm

Granted but it also comes with free bugs and creepy crawlies!

I wish I could stop Yoshi from hibernating Rolling Eyes

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Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:31 pm

Granted, but now you hibernate instead.

I wish I had an extra $100 in my bank account.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:16 pm

Granted!

But then you incur bank fees that eat it up.

I wish this cold weather would stop making me ache!

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