Lol how did you know I wear black all the time????

OT: Loki, is that the Marquis de Sade in your avatar?

(My other guess is Casanova but I could be way off with either of those)

Yes'm it is.

A person that saw me everyday really asked me, "Is your hair always that curly?"

I work at an art gallery that also does custom picture framing. Every once in a while I get this:

Me: "Where will this piece hang when it's done?" (expecting to hear a room indication in the answer)

Client: "On the wall."

I like that one RedAngel.