Yep you read right, here are a few things I wrote years back. Tell me what you think.


~~~~~~~~~MIXED UP~~~~~~~ SOME TIME IN 1996
can you find all the alchoholic drinks??
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The dirty mother had an orgasm when she had sex on the moon with a red snapper. When she had finished she got on a plane to England to see the purple haze, but she was brought to an Alabama slammer instead. Their she got a snake Bite that made her say, "to hell with swords and guarders!" She than started to skip and go naked with a cactus ranger who brought her to the mystical Brass monky. He then tought her the art of Kamikaze, after he had finished he brought her a Spanish coffee. They than sat and watched the Tequila sun rise and were laughing at the waves. She then cought a plane to New York to have some Long Island iced tea. After she drank her tea she walked a friends salty dog in the graveyard where she was attacked by a zombie and saved by the Blue Blazer. At that very moment he was killed by Vishios Sid and a nuclear mantis, who subsaquently set off a depth charge causeing the apocolypse and leaving behind only a single rusty nail.


~~~~~~~~THE OBJECT IN THE ROOM~~~~~~~ 1- 6- 97

In the night so dark and dreary.
I stare at the wall but nothings their.
Now I look up at an object so horrible and scary.
It looks back at me with shape less eyes and doesn't care.
He touches me with his hand and my room goes blurry.
In return I laugh and say, "take me if you dare."
I lept for my sword in a hurry.
But I was stopped by the object that was their.
It seems like forever had passed and I grow dreary.
Now the sun rises in the air.
I stare at the object no longer horrible or scary.
I awaken with a start, my mother calling me.
"Wake up lad, are you there!?"
I now convince my self it was mearly a dream.
For I had never seen something that horrible or scary.


~~~~~A Dream?~~~~12-16-99

Late one night as the moon bleeds red as a fresh slit throught, I walk through a lush green field. I walked for what felt like a life time until I saw a huge dying willow tree and under the tree a person. As loud as I could I yelled out "Hello!" The greatings returned with the sweetest voice that sticks to my ears like honey. I move forward, I can still hear it, and closer still, ever forward I move then I see her. A beautifal woman with long black hair and pale white flesh. I begin to run to her and as I do so the scene begins to change. The closer I get I can see a rotting coarps in front of me, yet I am not repulsed or afraid, but rather intised by her beauty even after death. Suddenly she speaks to me and gives me the choice to stay and talk or leave her to rot, I had chose to stay and converse with her. As I do so the blood stains on her tattered dress and flesh turn to liquid and return to her veins, her heart begins to beat and her skin heals as life returns to her. In doing so the moon grows clear and no longer bleeds she then kisses me and I am her's. She tells me her name as an inaudibal whisper and I tell her mine as we walk to the very end of the field. Then My eyes open and I'm in my bed with her to my left, I then ask my self. Was all that a dream, had I just awaken from a dream, or am I dreaming now?