butter stick

insect Vacuum

Butterstick? Eh... it's less of a pain spreading on things than sticks of butter... though that's just plain laziness there.

Insect vacuum?
I don't even know what to say about that...
By the time you got close enough to suck it in, it'd probably fly/run away in the opposite direction. Except for slower bugs...
Might be useful for spiders...
And would be a "nice" way to "get rid of" them... especially if you can just go outside and dump them without killing them. But, personally, while I do (sometimes) feel guilty killing (some) insects... there's just so many they can die... especially spiders.
My home, no bugs allowed.

Probably Useful,But Ugly

Would not bubble wrap be so much better and so less costly and just think when granny is around you can pop the bubbles .

^LOL
"Hi, Grandma!" *poke**pop**pop*pop**poke**pop*
Poor thing would have to get new ones after the kids visited!

Naughty, naughty!
But I like how you think.....
*contemplates what (who) she could wrap in bubble wrap now*

I can think of someone...
(What? I swear I was going to say Jesus... )

Hahahaha
Bubble-wrapping Jesus? Could be considered blasphemony (if you believe in that sort of thing... )
Where's the bubble-wrap when you need it?

I just happen to have several yards in my car... you never know when a bubble emergency will occur.

Riiiiiggghhhtttt.....
Like when you might need to mail an unexpected package or two....
Or for when you need to bang your head on your steering wheel out of frustration!

I was gunna say futuristic photoshoot using bubblewrap clothing and stuff... but that would work to. God knows as many stupid people are driving... bubble wrap stearing wheel would save lives... and property damage.

I was thinking a bubble wrap photoshoot would be the sh*t!
Hmmmm.....perhaps that can be put to use.....
Along with the saran wrap dress....
Haha!

Now that you mention it...
If you're game, I have my camera and I'm dying for a road trip...
*pokes*
Or are you too chicken? Too much talk not enough spine?

Oh, hahahahaha
You're too funny!

Take that as a no...

lol

Way to go... you've upset Piplup now...

WrappedinReflection wrote:

Love how women have this universal ability to not say yes but also not say no... so whatever we think/do as a result... will always be wrong.

LOL

You people are a riot!

Oh, sure....
Just blame it on us for giving mixed signals & beating around the bush (ha, get your mind out of the gutter! )
You should be able to read our minds by now, for evolution's sake!

Once a professor told me in a sad manner how humans had made such advances but still used just the 10 porcent of their brain

We would but we're too busy improving our own language to keep you just as confused as us. Eventually we're going to develop biological warfare and play for keeps.
Why do you think we thought of cloning?
(I don't know... I'm totally bsing on this one, how am I doing thus far?)


Mixed signals, eh?
Didn't seem so mixed a few moments ago...

Come on, Lex. You think ALL the gals and some dudes from the forum are hitting on you!