WTH?

Toys...

Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence

Oh my ...some people have nothing better to do with their time then come up with something silly. lol

Doubt This Will Work

the indoor sundial

The SmartFaucet from iHouse

The SmartFaucet from iHouse has adjustable flow, an internal heating coil to provide hot water faster, and LEDs that change color based on temperature. That’s all very nice. But it also has a little camera with face recognition software that will automatically adjust the water to the exact temperature and pressure that you like. And, the integrated touchscreen displays weather information, your personal calendar, and you can even somehow use it to check email.

+++ when you touch it ...you get a shocking experience. ^^^^^^

Theatre For One

An interesting concept,just room enough for one performer and one audience member.
But I don't know if it will take off.It just seems so contrary to what most performers would like to do which I always thought was reach as wide an audience as they could.

Der Veiner Schlinger

I thought I'd give you some Nebraskan uselessness. It's used at sporting events to shoot hot dogs up into the nosebleed sections of the stadium/arena.

^^^ you can shoot t-shirts out of it too. they just have to be rolled up tight.

MEAT CARDS: BUSINESS CARDS MADE FROM MEAT

^ Oh my, meat business cards?

HydroGlass lets you shower while lying on top of a fish tank

I would be freaking out over the thought of lying over a fish tank while taking a shower. I am sure that some would find that calming as many have fish tanks filled with fish for the calming effect ,but not me.

Marriage-Hunting Bra

if you have a webcam, know a bit about computers and know japanese then you could kill some time with ARToolKit

http://www.hitl.washington.edu/artoolkit/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARToolKit

and do stuff like this this or maybe this then again if you really get bored theres always this

^^That second one reminds me of DDR... it's so cute.

creepy mouce

Spoiler:

Sony Rolly SEP-50BT

Bacon Alarm Clock