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    PostSubject: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:27 pm

    It pretty much goes like it sounds. Expand on your hateful vocabulary! Very Happy You can use a word, or a quote. Whatever fits and works.

    I'll start.

    "Against his will
    Here lies George Hill
    Who from a cliff
    Fell quite stiff
    When it happen'd is not known
    Therefore not mentioned on this stone."
    ~~ St Peters, Isle of Thanet, England
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:52 pm

    This is the first verse for a poem about my ex-boyfriend/stalker back in the day.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are black,
    The axe hit your head,
    With a great big WHACK!


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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:17 pm

    ^^ I love it!!

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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:18 pm

    (I was going to try and go according to the first letter... A following B...!) Very Happy

    But aw heck, who cares...

    "Do you want to know why I'm feeling sad?
    There's no reason, you're just sad."
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:27 pm

    I once met a man from Nantucket
    If you think that is what I am going to say, then s*ck it!
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:11 am

    Wh*re face
    R&ape face
    Sl#t face

    and so on

    these can actually be pet names if you so wish Very Happy!

    My best so far would have to be 'shuttup ra*ist'

    No one wants to be a ra*pist.
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:22 am

    I know what this game is based on but keep it clean. I don't want anyone to have to come and mod the thread

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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:19 pm

    ^I think that goes without saying... I was hoping for more creative jabs than the usual ones, y'know? Very Happy

    Like...

    A bit of Shakespeare.

    "Thou art a roguish folly-fallen mumble-news".
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:54 am

    Synth wrote:
    these can actually be pet names if you so wish Very Happy!

    Yeeeees, I had noticed that Wink

    A favourite of mine is when a woman said to Winston Churchill "Sir, you are drunk!"
    He replied "Madam, you are ugly! In the morning I shall be sober!"
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:14 am

    ^Bwhaha! That is GREAT! clap
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:12 pm

    Akasha'sMistake wrote:
    ^I think that goes without saying... I was hoping for more creative jabs than the usual ones, y'know? Very Happy

    Like...

    A bit of Shakespeare.

    "Thou art a roguish folly-fallen mumble-news".


    Look no further hun! I've often had the urge to call certain people "a cream faced loon"

    http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html

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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:23 pm

    ^That is GREAT! What a Face I love it Mrs. D!

    "Thou paunchy hell-hated varlet!"

    Hee.
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:19 pm

    Here lies our mutton-loving king, Whose word no man relies on; Who never said a foolish thing, And never did a wise one.
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:58 pm

    * The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits -unknown
    * I don't want to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person -unknown
    *I never forget a face, but in your case I would love to make an exception -Groucho Marx
    *I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm you were the quickest! -Steven Pearl
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:45 pm

    ^The last one....

    Perfection.
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:19 pm

    A Classic one from the Roman times "In the Ancient Ages, children like you were thrown from a cliff"
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:41 pm

    My dear the problem isn't you per se, It's your two year old intellegence.
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    PostSubject: Re: The ABC's of Insults   Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:09 pm

    I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to
    take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
    You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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