"Cat Woman" Robber Caught

Catty 'rob' gal caged
By LARRY CELONA

It wasn't a purr-fect crime after all.
Sources said last night that cops had caged the "Cat Lady," the serial stick-up artist who dons clever disguises -- including a cat mask -- to rob high-end boutiques around the city.
The suspect was identified as Shanna Spalding, 28, of Queens, who sings with a death-metal band called Divine Infamy under her stage name, Purgatory.
The burqa-clad suspect was picked up in SoHo after bursting into a Greene Street boutique with a gun and demanding cash, sources said.
She allegedly threatened to shoot up the place if she didn't get her paws on the dough.
Cops said they had noticed her prior to the heist, and followed her to the store, suspecting she was the mysterious robber, who had been known before to disguise herself in a burqa.
The feline filcher was wanted for robberies in Queens and Manhattan.
She was charged with two Manhattan heists, including the one last night, and is a suspect in the others.
Cops had plastered neighborhoods she prowled with unusual wanted posters featuring a sketch of a woman in a cat mask.

The fact that she's in a death metal band made this 100% funnier.

What would have been funnier would be if a guy had donned the burqa for a robbery.

Truth is stranger than fiction. And sometimes just as entertaining.

ugg, now people are going to think that criminals listen to death metal

I really enjoyed the "cat" sketches that were posted lol