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PostSubject: Boobquake   Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:49 pm

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"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

I have a modest proposal.

Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobqauke.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics.

So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you'll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake!


I'm going to take part, anyone else? Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:26 am

Yes, women and orgasms cause earthquakes.

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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:21 am

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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:41 am

"Many women who do not dres modestly" -- oh, like the ones in burqas? wtf How is it that these lunatic "leaders" continue to have such a stranglehold in Iran, when young Iranians themselves are pushing for change?

I'd laugh at the theory if it didn't inspire such anger. How transparent, these attempts at control through shame and "piety" (no quote marks big enough for that one).
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:23 pm

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"Many women who do not dres modestly" -- oh, like the ones in burqas? wtf How is it that these lunatic "leaders" continue to have such a stranglehold in Iran, when young Iranians themselves are pushing for change?

I'd laugh at the theory if it didn't inspire such anger. How transparent, these attempts at control through shame and "piety" (no quote marks big enough for that one).

How many of the younger ones? The ones that like it the way it is probably out-number those who want change... or they keep killing those who want change. Probably both.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:29 pm

^^ Well, there are the ones who put themselves in danger in protest of Ahmadinejad's reelection (reappointment?) -- some of them did die in their attempt to prove that they wanted a different form of leadership. And the memoir Lipstick Jihad covers the experiences of an Iranian-American who tries living in Iran, and the other young people she meets, and their attempts at living lives of increased freedom.

Anyway, I guess I should plan an outfit for Monday. nurse
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:31 pm

And then lets document this revolution with some pictures in sexy lighting.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:19 pm

I may do my own small rumble Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:34 pm

^^great

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And then lets document this revolution with some pictures in sexy lighting.

I can get the photos... prying them from the Fella's hands is a different matter. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:39 pm

Oh my lord let me long story of doom begin.

First off when people first came around..... They didn't have clothes like we think of today. Most of them probably ran around naked. (aha I found out what happened to Atlantis. Those horny dirty little b*stards running around all nakie like.) But seriously, do you know how many nudist colonies are in Florida? If this was really the case I think all the saggy nakies running around would be hanging out with the Atlantians in their dirty little world under the sea.

Next, we have all seen little miss whore pants that can't keep her privates private. We have all wished god (or whatever name you would like to replace your greater power as) would strike them dead for being little sluts carrying around diseases that are killing most of our generation. That doesn't happen though. So if our own God won't strike them down while they are walking down the street, I don't think the higher power would make an earth quake that would kill tons of innocent people to get revenge. Is said higher power a kindergardener with you made me upset so I get you back? I don't think so. Every higher power I have heard of is to respectible to do that.

Last I accept this challenge. I'm not going to be showing my privates that I want to keep private (except for one person tongue) but I will wear my nice cleavage showing tank top, one of the night out with the girls skirts, and either my punk boots or my sexy heels. Hmmm.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:19 pm

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Last I accept this challenge. I'm not going to be showing my privates that I want to keep private (except for one person tongue) but I will wear my nice cleavage showing tank top, one of the night out with the girls skirts, and either my punk boots or my sexy heels. Hmmm.

And have as many epic orgasms as you possibly can--whether it is with someone or not.

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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:59 pm

DCGG, your whole comment kicks a$$. I just had to tell you.

Ginger, your suggestion is a great one.

Tomorrow, let the chaos begin. grin
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:34 am

No seismic activity reported as yet in the southeastern U.S. Guess I'll undo another button.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:15 pm

I wish it were a little warmer here... It may war up I guess, but it's hard for people to tell I'm wearing some of my belly dance stuff if I'm wearing a jacket for warmth.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:33 pm

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No seismic activity reported as yet in the southeastern U.S. Guess I'll undo another button.

I guess it doesn't help that I have unintentionally counter acting it by wearing my lace jabot. :p

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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:41 pm

That's OK, it's beautiful. Smile I saw it in the other thread. And besides, it's lace. That's risque enough for a prayer leader.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:14 am

Well to be quite honest, i can't help to show cleavage.
Some shirts I own do that without me helping it haha.

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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:13 am

Yahoo Report

Earthquake hits Taiwan on Monday, you realize this is all of your fault girls of the world. Witness the true power of the cleavage, tremble in both fear and wonder.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:09 pm

^^ Oops. blush
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:24 pm

I take that as proof that (given if there is only one supreme being) the supreme being is female and not male whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:12 pm

An to think as far as the bible story goes..

had it not been for one little bite of *apple.

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we'd all still be hanging out nude with God in the garden.


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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:21 am

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Yahoo Report

Earthquake hits Taiwan on Monday, you realize this is all of your fault girls of the world. Witness the true power of the cleavage, tremble in both fear and wonder.

Looks like their (the "Allah will bring vengeance down upon every person if they don't subscribe to our version of Islam) Allah missed.

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