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PostSubject: Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies   Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:51 pm



Some of these are absolute gems!


I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a querying system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

I've run away to join a different circus.

I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.


I love the penultimate one! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies   Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:14 pm

haha those are so funny

Thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies   Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:19 pm

Aw gee some of those are.. Laughing the circus one being my fav. Although I like the Lucille one a lot too, but not because I think it's funny though.

Only thing about such auto e-mail replies is if you have'a boss over head of you that happens to send out an e-mail. Embarassed Unless there's auto selection features!
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PostSubject: Re: Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies   Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:33 pm

This is my favorite:

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