no, but I sort of want to lol

have you ever crushed a can on your head

I tried and failed.

Have you ever wondered how people can hoard?

Oh, yes, that stuff just drives me mad. Especially since I'm kinda the opposite of a hoarder, I just love to clean up and throw things away or donate them someplace. Those shows about hoarders make me want to become violent, when they find food from 7 years ago or mummified cat corpses.


Have you ever lost your keys.... and never found them again?

a few times

have you ever some thing some thing something, can't think of a question but post anyway?

Nope.

Ever fart loudly in public?

yep

have you ever wanted to be a consultant for a large company?

If only to leap out a window like the beginning of The Hudsucker Proxy.


Have you ever walked our of a theater because a film was so bad?

Sort of? I haven't walked out because a film was so terrible, but because I've found films to be upsetting...

Have you ever moved three times in the same year?

Nope

Have you ever hit a deer while driving?

You bet your Saga Of Erik The Red bottom I have.

Have you ever left a message in a library book?

^^ No, but back when G and I were working in Gov't Docs at college, we once found porn slipped into one of the reference books. No lie. Totally random; I think it was a legal volume. It was pretty nasty... we decided to put it back. What could we do, show a supervisor?

Have you ever brought takeout home and then realized part of the meal was missing? (I'd be looking forward to my leftover Teriyaki Tofu and Veggies much more if there were tofu in it.)

No, but I've ordered several cashew dishes at Chinese restaurants that were made with peanuts instead.

Have you ever walked out of a job?

yes, liked the job but murderously hated the boss

have you ever read a book that was ok but had a horrible ending?

Yes.


Have you ever skipped a class so you could work on assignments or studying for a different class?

Yes

Have you ever smelled someone good while shopping, and started to follow them around the store just to keep sniffing them?

Haha yea.

Have you ever finished a midterm in under 10 minutes?

No, never that fast.


Have you ever had a take-home mid-term? (I ask because my teacher of African Art History blew everyone's mind by doing this last week, and now I'm about to work on it)

Yes. Often.

Have you ever wondered how a little choice difference like ordering salad instead of the soup you got could change how the rest of your life turns out?

Not really but I'm sure Michael does. Cause he is complex like that haha


Have you ever eaten a whole watermelon...on your own?

I'm not sure. But I'll just say no.

Have you ever started dancing in your car?

Haha, yes!

Have you ever accidentally stolen something?

no, never accidentally.

have you ever eaten something you were told not to and had a bad reaction from it?