No but I wish it did

Have you ever climbed on top of a building without a ladder?

No.

Have you ever accidentally set your kitchen on fire while cooking?

No, but it has exploded.

Have you ever spat or took a leak through a window?

Too many times.

Have to ever looked at the time and noticed you had to leave, but couldn't make yourself get up to go?

Almost.. always happens when I'm here.

Have you ever left something special somewhere for someone to find?

Yes, the vibes in some parts of York are unbearable to me - no idea why but although I love the city itself I feel really uncomfortable there.

Have you ever been having a good old fashioned swear fest thinking that you were alone and then realised that somebody else was in the room with you?

Too many times... Then they had to ask what was wrong when I wasn't in the mood to talk about it.

Have you ever gone looking for something to find your pet has just eaten it?

Oh yes! Barney used to snatch my bras from the washing line and suck on them

Have you ever wanted a whole day just for yourself?

Yes

Have you ever gotten sick from the smell of hair dye?

No

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Yes

Have you ever waited for someone then found out they fell asleep?

No, but i bet it's lame!

Have you ever left the house without your watch and checked your bare wrist for the time all day?

No... I haven't had a watch on for over 10 years. I have bad luck with watches.


Have you ever sucked on a pop bottle and got your tonque stuck in it and had the thought come to mind... "What if I can't get this off?"

Yes

Have you ever lain in the bath and tried to see if you could fit your big toe up the tap? I live in hope that it will happen and hunky firemen will have to come and save me!

*giggles at Helen's post*
Never tried to do that because I am too grossed out by what is underneath the shiny, silver exterior

Have you ever thrown water balloons at a car?

No.. but I've had them thrown at me from a car.


Have you ever made balloons into animal shapes & other things?

Yes. It never fully works like punching people though.

Have you ever cried for no particular reason... It was just a song or a saying you heard?

No, thanks goodness.

Have you ever had major surgery?

Thankfully no; I've only had my wrist repaired. But it was my right wrist, and I'm right-handed, so recovery was pretty major.

Have you ever had to deal with an *enormous* bug first thing in the morning?
(I found one of these in the bathroom this morning)

Oh yeah...in Florida (and being a native) I have grown up with them. They don't bother me...unless it's Palmetto Bugs. If they have bugs in hell, it's them.

Have you ever ruined a favorite article of clothing?