No

Have you ever spent all day on the computer just to realize at night you wasted your entire day?

Almost but I have incredible will power in some things and am usually able to tear myself away

Have you ever just forgiven somebody, made amends and felt really happy about it?

No

have you ever been hot and cold at the same time?

Yes... the worst example was when I caught my blender on fire making falafels... and then started another fire when I dropped the falafels into hot oil. I'll never have that recipe again...

On that subject, have you ever caused a kitchen fire?

No

Have you ever had a neighbor yell at you for saying you were being too loud on the phone?

No.

Ever have a really weird dream after eating before bed?

only every time I eat before bed

have you ever had a birthday you wanted to skip and go straight to the next one?

Yep. (review the rant thread where I mentioned crying on some of my birthdays)

Have you ever felt like you were burning from the cold?

Yes.

Have you ever ruined your microwave while trying to make popcorn?

My dad did that about three times...

^No... but I did break the microwave trying to melt a big box of crayons :p

Have you ever laughed beer out your nose?

No, can't say that I ever have.

Ever have a headache, know that it's due to a candle you're burning, but love the smell so much you won't put it out?

I love candles too much to extinguish them, no matter the pain.

Have you ever accidentally called a current lover an ex-lover's name?

Yes, this happens all the time to me.

Have you ever met someone and immediately liked them and disliked them all at once, with no reason as to why?

I've done that for years my love

Have you ever felt like a voice in the fricking wilderness?

No.

Ever have an entire 2 liter bottle of soda by yourself in one sitting?