Woman getting married to fairground ride

Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”

Whatever makes you happy I guess.
I still have problems figuring out the lack of intimacy being comforting to someone,but I guess I don't understand objectum sexuality.
I'd still rather share my life with an accual person.

does she take its name? Mrs. Ride or maybe Mrs. Carpet, I don't get it...

Wow, and i thought I had weird taste in men.

Well I mean that isn't that bad... I did hear of a guy that married a barbie because he believed the love of his life that passed away entered her spirit into the barbie doll. He was already married but his wife was ok with him marrying his long lost love because she thought she would be haunted by the barbie spirit if she didn't.

Maybe the Eiffel Tower's wife could be the maid of honour.


She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling
and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

Damn, couldn't she pick a famous one like The Monster?

I can understand how someone can get aroused by an inanimate object, but seeking to marry an object shows a mental problem.

Couldn't they just fall in love with a vibrating piece of love assisting equipment and live happily ever after (or until the batteries die)?

objectum sexuality? is that a legit condition?? I think I might have to research that.

wow.

so it turns out that objectum sexuality is a real condition.

I guess you could be attracted to anything.

I suppose an overwhelming attraction to the Big Dipper would be acceptable?