^I disagree... I LOVE buying stuff like that. Just because (usually) no one sees it, doesn't mean you can't buy it to make yourself feel awesome.

That said...I remember hearing about that ^ when it first came out...and she is like 50. WAY too old for thong-age. >.<

No news is good news

WTF Is Wrong With The Parents Of These Children?

Friggen idiots, those parrents desurve to be slapped just for being idiots if nothing else (and there is a whole lot "else")

I would be highly suspicious if someone said they needed to measure underwear. I would just give them the used panties of my grandmother and say it came from my child (she was at least 300 pounds upon her death).

5 Year Old Leaves Daycare Goes To Hooters

After reading that last story and this one,it makes me wonder if any children born in the last 10 years or so will ever survive.

...

Stupid. People. SHOULD NOT. Procreate.

EVER.

I'd punch the guy out if he needed to be alone with my kids to do a survey.
Actually, I wouldn't let him in my house cause i wouldn't do the damn survey

A Sign You Might Be Too Old To Babysit

Dying for a salad? Try a dash of this...

^Oh dear... if they gave out licenses to chef's, his would be revoked. A story on just this plant was featured on House once, I remember... holy heck-- that stuff is like all the bad effects of acid at once!

Man Tries To Rob Store With Empty Cheesecake Box

The best part was when asked why he did it he said he needed the money for gas and cigarettes.
People who do things like this really make me mad.
If you need money so bad,get off your lazy arse and get to work.

^^^ hahahaha

Wait!!! Parrish??

LOL I love this thread.

I read this one in the papers the other day man throws chihuahua at girlfriend

It's seriously made me chuckle like mad.

^Oh dear... I hope she and the pooch are okay now! Gotta admit though, aside from the obvious stupidity of a man who would raise his hand to a woman (Ohh, yeah...you're SUCH a man... )... he clearly wasn't thinking. A dog? Why not break off her windshield wipers? Der.

The Definition Of Irony.

Can you imagine that?
What a huge irony.

I think it's funny ,not funny ha ha,but funny strange if you know what I mean.
Something that's supposed to protect you from something bad happenning accually causes it to happen.
I hope those poor people at least got a refund.

Lucky they were home