There'sa fine example of Haste makes Waste.
They didn't even put any supports under it!

At least it wasn't the size of the Golden Gate bridge.

uuhh

dumbest criminal

Well the only way to be any dumber is to have some sort of online diary with a complete list of your crimes in it.

People can be so stupid...hence stupid people in the news

Man assaults family when UNO game goes bad, police say

Raven, you have a gift for finding stuff that makes me go

Yes,if it's strange it'll come up in one of my searches.
That's my gift.Everyone has one,this one is mine.



Just Call In Sick

Burglar hits home again while police are present

Guessing this was Springfield's finest,lead by Chief Wiggum.

A US policeman was reportedly caught breaking into a zoo to feed gorillas Pop-Tarts.

Maybe this one should go in cyn's people at the zoo thread.

hahaha ( I need to find'a hokiersp? smirk smilie)

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Two security guards reportedly found the officer amongst a large group of people on the zoos grounds

Sounds like a cult to me! PopTart Gorilla Feeders. or should that go the other way? Don't wanna be feedin' the gorillas to poptarts.

I wonder what kind they were? I want Gorilla PopTarts! In fact why don't they do a limited version of it in the shape of gorillas.
Actually I'd much rather have Halloween shapes or at least ones themed.



Yes I know need not incourage.

DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS! <[(///)]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090903/twl-woman-tells-of-life-without-record-f-3fd0ae9.html

Initial thought - hasnt the stupid cow got something better to do with her time than grow her fecking fingernails.

Second thought - imagine the bacteria under those talons

I hardly even stand the typical length nails. I think I recall watching that woman frying her nails in a pan to keep them clean and strong.

Yoooooo, that lady with the nails looks like the Crypt Keeper. That's gross, to each their own, but I don't get having your nails that long. It would hinder you from even the most simple of tasks, like shampooing your hair, wiping yourself in the bathroom, and eating.

Usually doctors don't tell you to stop doing a certain action unless it is hindering your everyday life (this is excluding the obvious self destructive acts one normally sees). I would classify having extremely long nails as being a hindrance to ones daily life.

I've been looking through sites for intersting nail art to topic, but I hadn't come across this length of nail. How did she ever get them to be that straight and not curl???

You see Melvin there with how most record nail growers nails look. I suppose she has just done a lot of work on them, but... Wonder if her other hand had the same length nails?

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

I think I recall watching that woman frying her nails in a pan to keep them clean and strong.

Robber Returned To Ask Victim Out on a Date

Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091005/twl-pet-350lb-bear-mauls-woman-to-death-3fd0ae9.html

I personally think that the stupid woman got what she deserved. Who in Hades has the right to keep a bear in a bloody cage?

No animal should be forced to stay in a cage for an extended period of time, especially a wild animal.

^that is indeed stupid