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GothicScrybe
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 |  Subject: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good...  Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:57 am | |
| Unfortunately with my sucky luck, I'd get busted if I tried this...
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cynfullov
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:36 am | |
| If you ever were to toy with the idea and venture there, make sure if it happens that if one of the people you get the number to call comes from their BMW for sale sign, that you ask if they have caller ID. Most would. Because in this story, police upon questioning both gentleman and finding out neither had placed a recent call to each other....
It's gonna be a Really Bad Day. A "two @ssholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and the channel 13 news crew.".... Really Bad Day. |
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Vampira132
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:50 am | |
| Oh man I wish I had an a**hole to ring right now,lmao.... _________________  |
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GothicScrybe
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:51 am | |
| Yeah...but in a perfect world, this would be the primo solution to jerks...
ha ha! |
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La Diva Carlotta
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:37 pm | |
| Ha! I love it!!!  |
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nsanelilmunky
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:00 pm | |
| Hahaha. That is awesome!
And there are ways to block your number from caller ID.... |
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GothicScrybe
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:21 pm | |
| Every time I read this it cracks me up!  |
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Lolita Rose
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:45 pm | |
| Haha, brilliant!!!
I was going to go read this to my mom...but then she might actually try something like that. |
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GothicScrybe
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:00 pm | |
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Spooky
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:19 am | |
| Holy sh*t, my ex-girlfriend's cousin told me that story ten years ago, word for word that was his story. That has to have been submitted by him or someone who knows him. We used to say "BMW @sshole" all the time. |
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GothicScrybe
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:49 am | |
| Too funny. Is that his website maybe that it came from? |
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Spooky
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:50 pm | |
| I couldn't tell, I think I need to do some investigating. |
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Glamboy
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:42 am | |
| That was awesome!
reminds me of the crap we had to take when I worked in a call centre. |
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GothicScrybe
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:13 am | |
| I would do that too if I could and not get caught. |
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shortpsycho
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:00 pm | |
| This makes me warm and fuzzy inside  |
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Ginger_Snaps
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:42 pm | |
| That is so deliciously sadistic. _________________ I'm a werewolf, not a vampire!   |
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MoonRaven
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| | Subject: Re: Need a laugh? This had me in tears it is so good... Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:34 am | |
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